Stupidity Unleashed

I wish there was some way I could capture the essence of stupid. Use it when I want to just not think about things all the time. Unleash it and leave people a bumbling mess of drool and incoherent speech patterns. In a recent stint of stupidity I had, I left something dear to me somewhere unknown. I thought and looked and frustrated myself beyond all help. Then it hit me. Like a ton of feathers (still weigh a ton, but more tickley). It was right where I left it. Really obvious. My soul almost melted away.

Ah, the stupid.
At least it isn't contagious.